Keep it classy.

I'm Melissa and I go to bard in New York City. I hate describing myself and I like food. That's it, really. sassy sloths • Ask me anything

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I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this

i just wanna move out and never talk to my mom again

“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”

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wait how has my bunny picture not have any notes. princess pebbles is the most precious creature, youre all assholes

Princess pebz

lol kill me.

lol have fun on your date ;)